Do You Smell The Rocks the Orruk Shamen are Cooking??

Well, do you?  That might be the Squiggoth dung.  But don’t let his fragrant and extremely stylish WAAAGH! paint put you off.  This fellow’s got the stones to go the distance with whoever you pit him against!  And really… it’s the simple things like that you treasure.  Can I fit more references and puns in this sentence?

Buy, rent, or rent to own this model. We offer the ability to rent it by the month for $35.00.  And if you dig the way this guy rocks and rolls, (more rock puns plz) please contact us if you are interested in buying these models outright.